Say, Is That a Dog Fur Sweater?

Tired of paying top dollar for "Designer Clothes?"

Poor Man's Cashmere is the answer for you. Looks like the real thing at a fraction of the cost.

Made from the shed hair of Keeshonds and other fine-quality longhaired dog breeds.

View this fine specimen of fur donor (collected painlessly from the owner's vacuum cleaner).

Now view the beautiful sweater produced through his gracious shedding.

Virtually indistinguishable from the big-ticket items in department stores.

Find yours in your local mall at the Kiosk with our motto: Poor Men Don't Have To Look Poor.

A nod to Michelle Barron for supplying the idea upon which this ad was built.