Fret no more! New Devil B. Gone: Exorcism Powered Deodorant is the answer for you.
Get those evil sweat glands where it hurts. Exorcise those Body Odor demons. Smell good enough to go out in public again. Kick the little devils where it hurts.
Available in convenient ozone-safe aerosol can, liquid roll-on, or stick. Found at all fine pharmaceutical outlets and other satanic supply houses.
This ad was inspired (perhaps unwittingly) by Jimmy Stickles. Thanks for the humor!