And Now, Without Further Delay, Here Are The Ads

Dahmer Canned Meat

Slug Chew Tired of tobacco and its unsightly stains? The answer to your problems is here.

Limpomil For men gifted with too much testosterone

Smell of Sex Air Freshener For when you want to smell like you're getting more action than you are

Pocket Terrorist Brand Condoms: This is where it all started, and the graphic is the first computer picture I ever drew (this is a sad statement)

Upchuck Chowder: You loved it as a kid, and now it's back!

Stink Pretty Suppositories: For those gaseous emissions days

Pocket Urinal: For today's busy man

Toilet Net: For ladies tired of wet bottoms

Fungis Cereal: Yes, you guessed it, the breakfast of champignons

Ear and Nose Wigs: Be noticed everywhere you go

Wet Dog Cologne: Turn women on with this raw animal fragrance

Eau de Jock Strap: The athletic fragrance for the non-athletic man

New Car Perfume: The only smell guaranteed to arouse a dead man

Poor Man's Cashmere: Fashionable and animal-friendly

Liquid Dessert: For the busy sweet tooth

Garbage Gourmet: A dog's best food

Devil B. Gone Deodorant: For when your B.O. has its own evil name

Food Fight Wallpaper: For the parents whose kids are unmanageable

BreakPaste: Breakfast and toothpaste in one package. Great for the night owls who are slow to get up in the morning.

ReHi Soda: Maine's fish-flavored entree in the crowded carbonated beverage market