Slug Chew Tired of tobacco and its unsightly stains? The answer to your problems is here.
Limpomil For men gifted with too much testosterone
Smell of Sex Air Freshener For when you want to smell like you're getting more action than you are
Pocket Terrorist Brand Condoms: This is where it all started, and the graphic is the first computer picture I ever drew (this is a sad statement)
Upchuck Chowder: You loved it as a kid, and now it's back!
Stink Pretty Suppositories: For those gaseous emissions days
Pocket Urinal: For today's busy man
Toilet Net: For ladies tired of wet bottoms
Fungis Cereal: Yes, you guessed it, the breakfast of champignons
Ear and Nose Wigs: Be noticed everywhere you go
Wet Dog Cologne: Turn women on with this raw animal fragrance
Eau de Jock Strap: The athletic fragrance for the non-athletic man
New Car Perfume: The only smell guaranteed to arouse a dead man
Poor Man's Cashmere: Fashionable and animal-friendly
Liquid Dessert: For the busy sweet tooth
Garbage Gourmet: A dog's best food
Devil B. Gone Deodorant: For when your B.O. has its own evil name
Food Fight Wallpaper: For the parents whose kids are unmanageable
BreakPaste: Breakfast and toothpaste in one package. Great for the night owls who are slow to get up in the morning.
ReHi Soda: Maine's fish-flavored entree in the crowded carbonated beverage market