Kiss that wet bottom goodbye! Ladies, are you tired of insensitive men who can't be bothered to put the seat down? Tired of sinking in the toilet at 3 AM? Your worries are over thanks to the all new

Toilet Safety Net

 

*No more battling mysterious "floaters"

 

*No more wondering whether he flushed

 

*If you can't teach them, beat them at their own game. Don't fall victim to the "I forgot to put the seat down" excuse again. Now he doesn't have to!

 

Thank you to dinosmoky for the inspiration for this ad.